It’s still Congress all the way…
Plans for UPA3? Manmohan… Ho Raha Pappu Nirman. Pappu Shining. Mera Pappu Mahan. Then Aam Admi’s slogan will be… Pappu Hatao! Rahul is about ½ of Manmohan’s age ¼ of his grace 1/6 of his experience 1/8...
View ArticleRemixed election jingles for Pappu…
Poora scam ka paisa khaayenge, Congress ko jeetayenge. Aadhi roti hawa main, Pappu beta tawa pe, Kya ye desh ki dawa hai? Abbe kya tu daaru pee ke pada hai? Na billi hain na parcha hai, Bas Pappu ka hi...
View ArticleThe politics of India today…
How BJP is more evil than Congress… 90% of scams and riots committed under Congress regimes. 90% of scam and riot coverage given to BJP regimes. A handful of people will want to leave India if Modi...
View ArticleWhen the Congress wanted to ban opinion polls…
The Congress motto… We don’t want opinions. Only minions. Overheard in the Congress… Ye survey kya hota hai? Hum to sirf madam way jaante hai! Opinion polls? If they had their way, they’d ban the 2014...
View ArticleHow Adolf Hitler had a greater mandate to rule than Manmohan Singh…
Think it over… In 2009, almost two-thirds of India did not vote for anyone at all either because they were ineligible or because they simply didn’t want to. Out of those who voted, a whopping 71%...
View ArticleCongressi musings…
Congressi logic. All of India’s problems due to… 1947-79: RSS. 1980-2001: BJP. 2002-now: Modi. Congress, 2010-now. Diarrhea of scams. Constipation of convictions. Poverty is a state of mind. Bengaluru...
View ArticleCongress then and now…
Then: I follow the Mahatma. Now: I follow the Pappu. Then: Gareebi Hatao. Now: Modi Hatao. Then: Their PM most popular politician in country. Now: Their PM can’t even win a Lok Sabha election. Then:...
View ArticleTerms and conditions for the Bharat Ratna…
Congratulations! You are the proud recipient of a Bharat Ratna. Here are the following terms and conditions that come along with it… 1. You cannot endorse Narendra Modi for Prime Minister in absolutely...
View ArticleCongress then and now…
What the Congress stood for in 1947… Consensus. Optimism. Nation-building. Great leaders. Raj gaya angrezo ka. Equality. Secularism. Socialism. And in 2013… Corruption + Crony Capitalism + Communalism....
View ArticleSonia musings…
Sonia: BJP is a party of poisonous people. + Sonia: Power is poison. = What Sonia really said: BJP is a party of powerful people. It’s absolutely rare in the world for a pathetic orator to be the...
View ArticleHow to un-bifurcate a State…
Advisor: We are getting wiped out in Andhra Pradesh. Congressman: Divide and rule. AP has three divisions: Telangana, Rayalseema and Coastal Andhra. Give Telangana statehood and we’ll at least secure...
View ArticleHow every Congress leader changes a fused light bulb in the house…
How does Pappu change a light bulb in his house? He doesn’t. He just declares light a state of mind. How does Sonia change a light bulb in her house? She just expresses her unhappiness over darkness...
View ArticleMusings on Congress The Great…
The Congress philosophy… Give a man a fish and gain his vote for an election. Teach a man to fish and lose a recurring vote forever. CONGRESS = Corrupt Opportunistic Nepotistic Gasbags Registering...
View ArticleMusings on Pappu The Great…
Nehru: Major leaders left him. Indira: Split the party. Rajiv: Halved Congress LS mandate. Sonia: Could never become PM. Pappu: All of the above? Q: What is the escape velocity to rid India of the...
View ArticleAnother round of Congressi musings…
1942: Congress launched Quit India movement against British. 2014: If Congress gets re-elected, many citizens may want to Quit India. If Sonia Gandhi is the entire country’s mother, then it’s time...
View ArticleCongressi dynasty musings…
The Infinity Loop of Inaction… Pappu: I am ready to do what the Congress wants. Congress: We are ready to do what Pappu wants. The symbol of Indian politics should be Two Hands. One Hand holding the...
View ArticleHow Indian media focuses its camera…
Once upon a time… Modi’s faults: Zoom in, zoom in!!! Modi’s successes: Zoom out, zoom out!!! Congress’s successes: Zoom in, zoom in!!! Congress’s failures: Zoom out, zoom out!!! Then… Just zoom out of...
View ArticleCongressi poll musings…
Did you know Manmohan Singh has refused his monthly salary? Ab koi free main kaam karega to aisa hi bakwaas kaam karega na? Pappu: Change the system! Bring in outsiders! Note: Congress is the system....
View ArticleCongress and its end of innings…
Sonianomics… Free food. Free cash. Free houses. Free insurance. Free… Everything but Free Speech. There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch! —Robert Heinlein. Free lunch is my middle name! —Arvind...
View ArticleTelangana, anarchy and a pepper spray…
Pepper spray in Parliament condemned. (But criminals in Parliament are fine) Anarchy in Parliament condemned. (But anarchy in Andhra Pradesh is fine) Knife in Parliament condemned. (But political...
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